Due to a scheduling conflict, we were forced to choose between presenting at either Anime Boston or PAX on Friday in 2012. But fie on that! Shortly before the double-convention weekend, we recorded the Anime Boston presentation and sent the con a DVD! And people showed up to see it! We did make it to AB Saturday for two more events that were actually live at least! Here, we discuss in somewhat random order the ins and outs of running panels and workshops at conventions like PAX or Anime Boston, after realizing that we old men have over a decade's experience doing just that. We threw this together in a hurry, so expect some rough edges (some purposeful for comedic effect, some not-so-purposeful)!