#geeknights | Logs for 2017-06-09

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[05:54:32] <Bronz|work> I should've eaten more food at home.
[05:55:43] <Aria> Oh no
[05:55:46] <Aria> Well you have breakfast there
[05:55:52] <Aria> In two hours
[05:56:23] <Aria> Don't need to read this, but look at the page https://docs.google.com
[05:56:28] <Aria> Did you know you could do that?
[05:56:42] <Aria> It's not formatted like a word process, it's just plain text
[05:56:50] <Aria> (That's not my writing, that's someone on reddit)
[05:57:40] <Bronz|work> I didn't, actually.
[05:57:47] <Aria> That's neat, right?
[06:00:36] <Bronz|work> I suppose, yeah.
[06:12:56] <Bronz|work> Hey Aria, if you have a minute, I don't think we have any additonal earbuds, do we?
[06:13:05] <Bronz|work> I forgot to look while at home.
[06:13:55] <Aria> Oh right
[06:14:04] <Aria> I'll search in a bit
[06:14:40] <Bronz|work> If you end up not searching, that's fine. I'll do it myself instead. I don't want to ask you something I can do myself too.
[06:15:00] <Aria> I'll search in a bit
[06:37:58] <Apsup> Oh, morning to here.
[06:42:13] <Apsup> ...technology plz. Touched my PS4 pad while cleaning a table and PS4 turned on.
[06:45:21] <Bronz|work> Ahaha, PS4; You thought you were in control, but it is I, master of the house, that decides when you wake, and when you sleep! BEGONE!
[06:46:15] <Apsup> Except it took control, as I thought "now that have this turned on, might as well go check this months plus games and at least download Life is Strange".
[06:46:34] <Aria> Is that ep 1 or all of it?
[06:46:47] <Aria> Speaking of, I never finished Life is Strange
[06:46:50] <Aria> That's okay.
[06:46:58] <Apsup> it's all of it.
[06:47:18] <Bronz|work> Welp, I guess technology runs our life now.
[06:47:22] <Bronz|work> So that's cool, I guess
[06:48:21] <Apsup> Tekken 7 online for PS4 was fixed. Now I hate the game, for giving me loss after loss.
[06:50:34] <Aria> Are fighting games played online now?
[06:50:49] <Apsup> Yes. Internet is a thing.
[06:51:15] <Aria> That doesn't match my understanding of the appeal of fighting games
[06:51:30] <Aria> Since you can't gloat/cuddle afterwards
[06:51:56] <Aria> And also uneven lag is no good
[06:52:45] <Aria> Online makes sense to me when you can't get 8 friends or whatever all to play CoD. But for a fighting game you only need one other person
[06:52:51] <Apsup> I think most games use a netcode where all parties suffer from lag similarly. Also you can always post shit on people through PSN.
[06:53:15] <Apsup> Sometimes you want to play more than just one person.
[06:53:26] <Aria> I don't want that! I don't want some rando to send rude things to me after a match
[06:53:46] <Apsup> Also I don't find any "don't hog all bandwidh" option on PS4. That kinda sucks. Can't even browse Internet now.
[06:53:52] <Apsup> At least irc works.
[06:53:58] <Aria> The rude things work in person because you can see their face and 1) Reply and 2)Know they aren't serious
[06:54:19] <Apsup> I kinda want to get some hate mail. That's a sign of being good enough to really beat someone badly. Or cheap enough.
[06:54:21] <Apsup> But I just lose.
[06:54:33] <Aria> Pick Kazuya.
[06:55:38] <Apsup> I don wanna. I play Kazumi.
[06:56:28] <Bronz|work> Well, there's your problem.
[06:56:34] <Bronz|work> Get a really cheap character instead.
[06:57:16] <Aria> Who the fuck is Kazumi?
[06:57:29] <Apsup> Nah, I know where to get wins if I'd really want them, but I want to get good alos.
[06:57:33] <Aria> Sounds like Kazuya, did you mean Kazuya? Because Kazuya would win.
[06:57:48] <Apsup> Kazumi is new character. She was Heihachi's wife. She has teleporting tiger.
[06:58:07] <Aria> Heihachi's wife might also win.
[06:58:22] <Aria> But I notice she's not current wife. Can't be that strong.
[06:58:29] <Aria> Kazuya current son. Kazuya can win.
[06:58:31] <Apsup> Well, she is not current as she is dead.
[06:58:35] <Apsup> Heihachi killed her.
[06:58:41] <Aria> Must've been weak.
[06:58:57] <Apsup> The devil stuff came from her to Kazuya.
[06:59:03] <Apsup> But still was pretty weak.
[06:59:28] <Aria> Don't need devils, what you need is big muscles, willpower and bushy eyebrows
[07:00:05] <Apsup> I'm also interested in Claudio, who is also new and he is basically anime-the-character.
[07:00:13] <Aria> Tell me when Kazumi breaks the ceiling by pointing at it.
[07:00:36] <Aria> I haven't actually played 7 yet, but I like Lars
[07:00:37] <Apsup> She can point at enemy and her tiger jumps at them.
[07:00:42] <Aria> In 6 and 3DS at least
[07:00:45] <Apsup> Lars is also pretty anime.
[07:00:48] <Bronz|work> To be fair, I don't think Heihachi breaks the celling by poiting.
[07:02:55] <Aria> Do you know what Heihachi does to tigers?
[07:03:12] <Aria> He rips their heads off
[07:03:53] <Aria> https://youtu.be
[07:04:34] <Apsup> can't watch that right now. Still downloading Life is Strange.
[07:04:41] <Aria> Oh sorry I got Heihachi and Raou confused, my bad.
[07:04:48] <Aria> =P
[07:04:57] <Bronz|work> You can force your router to prioritize your laptop, y'know.
[07:05:15] <Aria> Yeah but if the router does it, that might actually be a problem for the game
[07:05:37] <Aria> Anyway, Lars is fun to use. I love his grunts and silly flips
[07:06:02] <Aria> Leon (?) also pretty anime, but I suck with him
[07:06:20] <Bronz|work> he's not currently playing, he's currently downloading a game.
[07:06:28] <Bronz|work> Obviously, you turn it off after it's finished.
[07:06:35] <Aria> Yeah but then you need to manage it
[07:06:42] <Bronz|work> That's true.
[07:06:45] <Aria> As opposed to just picking a setting
[07:07:50] <Aria> What is "Truth and False"?
[07:08:12] <Aria> Is it an official Phoenix Wright product?
[07:08:38] <Bronz|work> It's ungrammarly.
[07:08:44] <Aria> Certainly
[07:08:55] <Apsup> I guess I could use this time I have to clean up some more.
[07:08:59] <Apsup> But eh...
[07:10:38] <Aria> Yo what is this new Madhouse cartoon about dragon nukes?
[07:10:58] <Aria> Okay I can see why Kadokawa is publishing this now. Never mind.
[07:11:30] <Aria> The nukes were cool
[07:12:52] <Bronz|work> Which show is this?
[07:13:07] <Bronz|work> Because you make it sound cool
[07:13:07] <Aria> "No Game No Life Zero", but don't look it up
[07:14:36] <Bronz|work> Ok, I won't.
[07:14:54] <Bronz|work> But you're only making it more appealing/intriguing this way.
[07:15:29] <Apsup> I need to become rich and then I need to hire some slaves to clean for me, because I'm a lazy ass.
[07:15:30] <Aria> 1) I don't think the results will be safe for work and 2) It's not good
[07:15:43] <Aria> Or just buy a new house when your current one gets dirty
[07:17:10] <Bronz|work> Oh that's a good plan!
[07:17:14] <Apsup> https://www.designernews.co
[07:17:27] <Bronz|work> Yeah, I've been seeing them.
[07:17:43] <Bronz|work> TBH, they are a lot better than the phone number selectors they came up with a little while ago.
[07:17:57] <Bronz|work> Surprised someone wrote an article on it though.
[07:18:04] <Apsup> yea, at least some, there are few really bad ones here too.
[07:19:06] <Bronz|work> I don't think you realize how bad the phone ones were.
[07:19:19] <Bronz|work> Though, my favourite is the one tied to the lid position.
[07:26:43] <Apsup> Did you guys catch yesterday the "news" about journalist getting caught with hentai on his browser tabs and his sad excuses for it?
[07:26:55] <Apsup> Twitter had fun with that. At least for about 30 minutes.
[07:27:19] <Bronz|work> I didn't catch that.
[07:27:30] <Apsup> https://www.cafe.com
[07:27:43] <Apsup> I think that has everything on proper timed order.
[07:28:09] <Apsup> There is also of course additional commentary, but that's not even needed for the whole thing to be pretty funny.
[07:29:52] <Aria> I don't find his story very unbelievable
[07:32:14] <Apsup> Everything else I could, with stretch believe, but how bad at googling you have to be to search for tentacle hentai, and then not find it.
[07:32:48] <Aria> He went to e-hentai and clicked on the most tentacle looking one of the thumbnails at the bottom
[07:33:22] <Aria> It didn't have any tentacles, but he kept it open for later examination when his children and wife weren't in the room, and then used Wikipedia
[07:33:58] <Aria> Because he isn't an avid enough e-hentai user to instinctively use the search
[07:34:23] <Aria> Or maybe he searched for "Tentacle porn" or something that isn't a tag, but returned something in the comments or title of a different gallery
[08:02:50] <Bronz|work> Even if he said "I look at hentai, what of it?" what problem would that be?
[08:03:17] <Aria> I could see not wanting to admit that
[08:03:30] <Bronz|work> Then say nothing!
[08:03:47] <Bronz|work> Say "Nu-uh, those pixels are way blurry, it says something else!"
[08:03:51] <Apsup> Honestly, that would have been the most optimal answer. Ether ignore it, or just go "yup that was there". No need for multi-tweet-long-odyssey of a story.
[08:03:52] <Aria> But also, a tongue in cheek "I assure you it's work related" would have saved face and not been followed up
[08:04:29] <Bronz|work> The story here is not that he looked at porn, it's that he sucks at lying.
[08:04:50] <Aria> But I don't think it's such an obvious lie...
[08:05:24] <Aria> In fact I've had the exact same conversation with a class mate about the existence of tentacle porn
[08:05:47] <Aria> Though I don't think we had any trouble finding examples
[08:06:12] <Bronz|work> The history of tentable porn is actually pretty interesting, and worth looking up.
[08:06:15] <Apsup> And you are not even professional journalists.
[08:06:25] <Apsup> And wikipedia is good for that.
[08:06:40] <Apsup> He said he went to wikipedia afterwards, but why didn't he start there.
[08:06:53] <Bronz|work> It's not the first result?
[08:06:54] <Aria> Because he started on Google and then clicked the first text result
[08:07:11] <Bronz|work> Also, c'mon, wikipedia has like, no shock factor.
[08:07:22] <Aria> For sure. I would want the shock factor
[08:07:28] <Bronz|work> If you're looking at tentacle porn, you aren't looking for a clinical article discussing it.
[08:07:39] <Bronz|work> It's a "HA! look it's real, isn't that crazy?!"
[08:08:10] <Aria> And knowledge of the hentai website does not mean being a part of that niche
[08:08:20] <Aria> So he could've just typed in the website name which he knew
[08:08:21] <Apsup> I know that google results are personal, but any kind of "tentacle hentai" or manga or whatever search I try, doesn't lead to that site or manga.
[08:08:37] <Apsup> But gives articles about subject that should do fine for the purpose.
[08:08:38] <Aria> Yeah I get pornhub and xvideos
[08:09:00] <Bronz|work> I would try, but y'know... being at work?
[08:09:10] <Bronz|work> In fact, there's someone looking at this screen right now.
[08:09:19] <Bronz|work> Anyway, try with "manga" in the search.
[08:09:19] <Apsup> well, at least you'd had a better excuse.
[08:09:43] <Apsup> "So we were trying to retrace the steps taken by this journalist..."
[08:58:47] <Bronz|work> Search for "E3 UTC press confrence schedule"
[08:58:51] <Bronz|work> Guess what doesn't show up?
[08:58:59] <Bronz|work> That thing I just typed.
[08:59:04] <Aria> =P
[08:59:34] <Bronz|work> Closest thing, http://www.e3countdown.com
[08:59:40] <Bronz|work> And that's still not that thing!
[09:00:47] <Bronz|work> That was at the very end of the first page of google results.
[09:00:54] <Bronz|work> Shame on you, google!
[09:03:31] <Apsup> I was expecting E3 stuff start next week, but I forgot that all the companies are inpatient and wanna do their stuff on the previous weekend.
[09:04:12] <Bronz|work> Yeah.
[10:00:22] <Bronz|work> So, what are you guys upto?
[10:00:40] <Aria> I'm thinking of having a nap
[10:15:09] <Bronz|work> Hrrm...
[10:15:13] <Bronz|work> Ok, but only if you set an alarm.
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[11:24:37] <Apsup> Nap sounds good, but I'm meeting a friend today. Sadly I have no idea, when.
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[11:47:57] <Aria> I couldn't sleep
[11:48:01] <Aria> Pretty sleepy though.
[11:48:57] <Bronz|work> Hmm.
[11:49:28] <Bronz|work> I'm bored.
[11:49:33] <Bronz|work> It's not very busy here today.
[11:51:18] <Aria> Maybe you can come up with some quiz questions
[12:07:23] <Bronz|work> 'course, when you start complaining, that's when Karma strikes
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[12:52:18] <Apsup> Hi hi again.
[12:53:04] <Aria> Hello
[12:53:40] <Bronz|work> Any updates on the friend meeting?
[12:54:21] <Apsup> He, called, waking me up from my nap and said he was coming.
[12:54:41] <Aria> Oh man I envy you
[12:54:49] <Apsup> I'm sorry
[12:54:50] <Aria> I tried to nap, but it just made me more tired
[12:55:42] <Apsup> Well, I also feel more tired now, but also I kinda feel like I've gotten some sleep.
[12:55:58] <Aria> Yeah but at least you fell asleep
[12:56:04] <Aria> I just laid in bed and it sucked
[12:56:15] <Apsup> I know the feeling.
[13:24:03] <Aria> So all the language is translated to modern English. Should I then translate solar to apartment?
[13:29:41] <Bronz|work> wut?
[13:29:52] <Aria> In my book
[13:30:00] <Bronz|work> I still don't follow?
[13:30:11] <Aria> This lady has a solar in the tower
[13:30:25] <Aria> But solar is not a common word in modern parlance
[13:30:44] <Aria> So should I say 'her apartment' instead?
[13:30:51] <Bronz|work> Ah, I see.
[13:31:20] <Bronz|work> Nah, I think adding a little falvour like that could be good.
[13:31:55] <Aria> Because people talk like "Yo bring that hype shit to my face", as opposed to "Þi yherde, and þi stafe ofe mighte"
[13:32:36] <Bronz|work> While that's fair, imagine what modern characters would say if they were living in a medieval world.
[13:32:44] <Bronz|work> They'd probalby say solar, I'd think?
[13:32:53] <Bronz|work> Or private rooms?
[13:32:56] <Aria> Sure
[13:33:14] <Bronz|work> Coz that's what you're going for.
[13:33:34] <Bronz|work> They are old-timey people in an old-timey place speaking modern parlour.
[13:41:15] <Aria> Donjon, dungeon or keep?
[13:41:26] <Aria> This is nice dungeon not bad dungeon
[13:41:42] <Bronz|work> Keep, maybe?
[13:41:52] <Bronz|work> Though that just refers to the tower, rather than the type of room in it.
[13:41:57] <Aria> When I hear keep, I imagine like..
[13:42:01] <Aria> Like half the castle
[13:42:02] <Bronz|work> Donjon if it doesn't matter.
[13:42:21] <Aria> Okay
[14:25:45] <Bronz|work> Bus in 7 minutes, end of work in 5.
[14:25:52] <Bronz|work> And it's about a 6 minute walk to the bus stop.
[14:25:58] <Bronz|work> Don't think I'll make it cap'n
[14:26:10] <Bronz|work> Should I walk home, or wait 40 minutes for the next bus?
[14:26:21] <Bronz|work> *54 minutes for the next bus.
[14:26:31] <Bronz|work> Walking is about 30 to 40 minutes.
[14:27:48] <Aria> You should ask to go early
[14:27:50] <Aria> Because E3
[14:28:23] <Bronz|work> YOu mean that first EA press confrence in 28 hours?
[14:28:39] <Aria> Sssshhh
[14:28:42] <Bronz|work> Also, currently, it's 4 minutes until bus.
[14:28:48] <Bronz|work> with a 6 minute walk
[14:28:51] <Bronz|work> So... y'know.
[14:28:56] <Aria> You can make it
[14:28:59] <Bronz|work> Walk or wait?
[14:29:10] <Aria> Walk. Then you'll be tired like me!
[14:29:18] <Bronz|work> That's true.
[14:30:33] <Bronz|work> Ok, bye
[14:30:48] <Aria> Bye
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