#geeknights | Logs for 2012-11-23

[00:04:23] <Coldguy> what I miss
[00:16:48] <bronzdragon> A bit of life
[00:27:24] <Coldguy> damn
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[00:47:28] <bronzdragon> HAI NINE
[00:54:55] <bronzdragon> Hey nine, guess what I'm doing right now?
[01:05:16] <Coldguy> retro city rampage
[01:05:17] <Coldguy> ok
[01:08:26] <bronzdragon> Nope
[01:08:29] <nine> bronzdragon: having passionate sex with your lover.
[01:08:32] <bronzdragon> Making gifts for the 5th
[01:08:38] <bronzdragon> Nope, that's tomorrow, nine
[01:08:39] <nine> Meh.
[01:08:46] <nine> I was closer than the fifth.
[01:09:10] <bronzdragon> True
[01:09:15] <bronzdragon> Technically
[01:09:50] <nine> Therefor I win.
[01:10:19] <bronzdragon> You get to...
[01:10:21] <bronzdragon> Get...
[01:10:27] <bronzdragon> 1 free internet!
[01:10:39] <nine> Put it on the pile will ya.
[01:10:40] <nine> Thanks.
[01:11:40] <bronzdragon> OH NOES MY INTERNET
[01:11:40] <bronzdragon> I guess that was my last one
[01:11:40] <bronzdragon> =(
[01:12:32] <nine> Kids. So careless these days.
[01:13:16] <bronzdragon> Eh, I'll swing by the store later to get some more
[01:24:49] <Coldguy> football time
[01:32:17] <bronzdragon> 'football' or football?
[01:32:27] <bronzdragon> IE, American or International style?
[01:32:29] <Coldguy> handegg
[01:32:43] <bronzdragon> Roger
[01:32:44] <Coldguy> NE vs NY
[01:32:51] <Coldguy> its steaming online
[01:32:56] <bronzdragon> Nebraska?
[01:33:00] <Coldguy> so that means I watch with no ads
[01:33:04] <Coldguy> New England
[01:33:20] <bronzdragon> I see, yay
[01:33:47] <Coldguy> nbc does best srerams
[01:33:49] <Coldguy> no ads
[01:33:54] <Coldguy> all footag3
[01:45:31] <aria> Nine
[01:45:46] <aria> Ill assume you like invading level 1 dudes with maxed stats and gear
[01:46:11] <aria> Do you know if red phantoms can parry enemies like how white phantoms can parry hosts?
[02:03:33] <nine> You and your filthy assumptions.
[02:03:42] <nine> You're the freak that thinks those things up. Not I.
[02:04:46] <nine> I don't invade, so I don't know.
[02:05:11] <nine> And invaders never bother parrying NPCs since they don't aggro them to begin with.
[02:06:15] <aria> I mean to help host out. He was dealing with a black knight
[02:25:35] <nine> So why didn't you fucking try?
[02:26:58] <aria> I did
[02:27:05] <aria> but host died too quick
[02:29:02] <nine> Pfffffffffffft.
[02:29:17] <nine> Why'd you wanna parry them anyway?
[02:29:20] <nine> You can't riposte.
[02:29:34] <aria> Nah, but host can hit them normally
[02:29:35] <aria> or backstab
[02:29:56] <nine> Which he doesn't need your help for.
[02:30:06] <aria> he died
[02:30:14] <nine> He sucks.
[02:31:01] <aria> He had a phantom, low health and every enemy in the parish to worry about
[02:31:13] <nine> >parish
[02:31:15] <aria> Since the Wyren can kill me
[02:31:17] <aria> can I also kill it?
[02:31:19] <nine> >died to black knight
[02:31:24] <nine> Wyren?
[02:31:29] <aria> New players who don't cheat think the parish is hard
[02:31:31] <nine> Wyvern is spelled differently.
[02:31:38] <aria> The dragon
[02:31:46] <nine> Drake.
[02:31:52] <nine> Dragons are dead.
[02:32:13] <nine> Call me when that drake drops a dragon scale.
[02:32:26] <nine> Anyways, go try killing the drake.
[02:32:37] <nine> And replaying the game is hardly cheating.
[02:33:46] <nine> Parish is piss easy once you've gone through it once.
[02:33:56] <aria> did I not say "new players"?
[02:33:59] <nine> Even easier once you know how to go through it fast.
[02:34:01] <aria> And sure, but that is the entire game
[02:34:36] <nine> Yes, and attempted to jab me by calling me a new player.
[02:35:37] <nine> If you really wanna help people you invaded just become a white phantom.
[02:35:38] <aria> ..
[02:35:40] <nine> Problem solved.
[02:38:23] <aria> No, I wasn't trying to jab at you by calling you a new player
[02:38:36] <aria> In fact, I was asking for help assuming you have more experience than me with invading
[02:38:45] <nine> ...
[02:38:49] <nine> I've never invaded.
[02:39:02] <nine> You're the one leaping about from world to world forcefully injecting yourself everywhere.
[02:39:05] <aria> Really? Then how do you pvp?
[02:39:34] <nine> I don't.
[02:39:39] <aria> Fair enough
[02:39:44] <nine> Okay, I tried forest invading as Tarkus.
[02:39:47] <nine> That worked out decently.
[02:39:51] <nine> But that's hardly invading.
[02:39:56] <aria> I like that =)
[02:40:02] <nine> It's them that are invading the sacred grounds!
[02:40:09] <nine> I'm just there to defend.
[02:40:32] <nine> And shove an XXXL bar of steel up their arse.
[02:40:56] <nine> But yeah, haven't been dickwraithing about.
[02:41:07] <nine> Or done much as Dorkmoon.
[02:42:40] <aria> Dorkmoon?
[02:42:44] <aria> Not douchemoon?
[02:43:09] <aria> Darkmoon is basically just getting ganked by 3 dudes all using TWoP and WoG
[02:43:36] <aria> And Dickwraith is so far either maxed out hackers or level 1 super noobs who don't know what to expect
[02:45:35] <nine> Dorkmoon more closely resembles the supposed actual name.
[02:45:50] <nine> Which is all just a lie spread by the zealous.
[02:46:33] <nine> Lvl 1 supernoobs that manage to beat 4kids you say?
[02:47:03] <aria> Oh I meant the people you invade while being in those covenants
[02:47:06] <aria> not what kind of people join them
[02:47:11] <aria> I haven't faught against them
[02:47:39] <nine> Pffffffffft.
[02:48:22] <aria> So some dude I invaded just now
[02:48:30] <aria> backstab did maybe maybe maybe 1/10 of his health
[02:48:38] <nine> I'm tempted to kill Ingward, drain New Londo, get my large club to +14, then to Asylum, +15, and then kill 4kids.
[02:48:45] <nine> Then invade Blighttown.
[02:48:45] <aria> and he still turtles behind havels shield and flasks every hit
[02:48:54] <nine> Flasks every hit? WUT?
[02:49:17] <nine> Take out your bleed weapon and bleed him through his fucking shield.
[02:49:27] <aria> Oh it goes through that shield?
[02:49:28] <nine> Or BLACK FLAAAAAAAAAAAME for other faggotry.
[02:49:42] <nine> Havel's has no special protection no.
[02:49:45] <nine> Just high defence values.
[02:49:48] <nine> And huge stability.
[02:49:53] <nine> Bleed is to fuck up turtles.
[02:50:29] <nine> Just get a bandit's knife and go bananas on his shield.
[02:50:32] <aria> I foigured it didn't work with greatshields
[02:50:48] <nine> You've never used greatshields other than Artorias', right?
[02:51:40] <nine> Oh, if you are going to wail on turtles with a bleed, be sure not to get deflected.
[02:54:03] <aria> Not "used", I have tested
[02:54:15] <aria> Also I think I was fighting someone with a lagswitch just now...
[02:54:19] <aria> He was not lagging at all
[02:54:28] <aria> I hit him a couple of times
[02:54:40] <aria> (i barely do damage to him, but he also barely does damage to me, so its fine)
[02:54:45] <aria> Then he starts lagging a bit
[02:54:49] <aria> I backstab him because he flasks
[02:54:59] <aria> and then he starts lagging more hitting me from all over the place
[02:55:07] <aria> I backstab him cause he tries a plunge and misses
[02:55:22] <aria> he has a tiny bit of health left and suddenly he starts teleporting and lagstabs me from outside the room
[02:55:41] <nine> Roommates must've turned on their porn torrents.
[02:55:56] <aria> At the start of the fight, there was no lag at all
[02:56:28] <nine> That's why they turn it on during the fight. :D
[02:57:57] <aria> =/
[02:58:09] <aria> Why can I invade people on NG+/+?
[02:59:27] <nine> Because they're in range.
[02:59:29] <nine> Duh.
[02:59:53] <nine> Also, put on heavy as fuck armour, grab Miss Pris's dagger, two hand it and heavy attack repeatedly.
[02:59:58] <nine> It looks hilarious.
[03:00:06] <aria> So I invaded some dude
[03:00:20] <aria> He had crytal ring shield and ornstein spear
[03:00:28] <aria> clearly much further into the game than me
[03:00:36] <aria> Probbaly ng+
[03:00:45] <aria> He was low on health
[03:00:47] <aria> 1/5
[03:01:03] <aria> but still, from my experience, my attacks don't even do visible damage on their healthbar
[03:01:15] <aria> So he holds his shiled up, and walks into a corner
[03:01:17] <aria> I walk up to him
[03:01:24] <aria> And then his spear starts glowing
[03:01:30] <aria> I smacked him once and he dies
[03:02:00] <aria> Was he trying to do a slowass charge attack while low on healh, rather than jab over his sheild, given that I have no where to dodge to but backwards?
[03:02:33] <aria> actually, it's the parish, so it has to be ng+
[03:02:56] <nine> Or trade.
[03:03:01] <nine> What weapon did he use? o.o
[03:04:39] <aria> Ornstein spear
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[03:09:02] <nine> Oh yeah, that one.
[03:09:45] <bronzdragon> Hey ruffas
[03:10:26] <nine> Stupid script.
[03:10:59] <bronzdragon> !
[03:11:01] <bronzdragon> =(
[03:11:10] <bronzdragon> I'm gonna go nap now
[03:11:16] <bronzdragon> Ciao
[03:11:26] <nine> :<
[03:11:33] <nine> It wasn't a script after all!
[03:11:36] <bronzdragon> you should too, nine
[03:12:57] <nine> Either sleep now, or never.
[03:13:06] <nine> Too awake for sleep though.
[03:13:07] <bronzdragon> FOREEEEVER
[03:13:12] <nine> Might take mini nap before work.
[03:13:19] <nine> Or just plough on through.
[03:14:28] <bronzdragon> I'm gonna fly to Norway tomorrow
[03:14:30] <bronzdragon> (Today?)
[03:14:42] <bronzdragon> On a boeing 737 (Wingless)
[03:14:48] <bronzdragon> ...
[03:14:50] <ruffas> howdy folks
[03:14:52] <bronzdragon> I hope we don't crash
[03:14:55] <ruffas> or g'night
[03:15:06] <bronzdragon> Ciao
[03:15:15] <ruffas> have a good flight
[03:15:23] <bronzdragon> I'll try
[03:15:24] <ruffas> and how do wingless planes work?
[03:15:40] <bronzdragon> It's in the late afternoon, early evening
[03:15:47] <bronzdragon> So I'll be in this chatroom again before then
[03:15:56] <bronzdragon> also, it apperantly does not say wingless, but "winglets"
[03:16:02] <bronzdragon> I have no idea what that means
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[03:16:07] <ruffas> that's less exciting
[03:16:09] <bronzdragon> Wingless plane = rocket
[03:16:18] <ruffas> ubuntu
[03:16:18] <Robobuntu> oo-BOON-too
[03:16:26] <ruffas> thank you Robobuntu
[03:18:22] <nine> Rockets have wings.
[03:18:27] <nine> Okay, fins.
[03:18:32] <nine> But still.
[03:18:38] <nine> Fins are just tiny wings.
[03:19:18] <ruffas> maybe wingless is a cannon?
[03:19:28] <nine> But cannons don't fly.
[03:19:28] <bronzdragon> Or mabe it's a plane
[03:19:32] <bronzdragon> As in, a flat surface
[03:19:46] <nine> Explanation too sooon.
[03:19:49] <nine> Destroys joke.
[03:20:15] <bronzdragon> Well, I mean, it's on my airplane ticket
[03:20:24] <bronzdragon> I would be very surprised if I had to sit on a square
[03:21:14] <ruffas> they shoot you from a cannon
[03:21:25] <ruffas> bullet tubes have no wings
[03:22:06] <bronzdragon> Gotta go
[03:22:10] <bronzdragon> Ciao
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[03:23:03] <aria> And such ends the tale of Bronzdragon
[03:23:09] <aria> the bronz colored dragon
[03:23:23] <ruffas> bwa na na~
[03:24:45] <aria> Nine
[03:24:56] <aria> SL1 upgraded gear Four Kings is fucking hard
[03:25:02] <aria> unupgraded*
[03:25:19] <aria> Until you realize stone armor exists
[03:25:27] <aria> Suddenly you become a tank
[03:25:36] <aria> joining the darkwraiths with that armor isn't very hard
[03:25:52] <aria> If you have 10 flasks and a buff item
[03:25:52] <Robobuntu> you can't have 10 flasks!
[03:26:03] <aria> you can tank them at with 8 vit
[03:30:22] <ruffas> pew pew?
[03:30:53] <aria> Here you go Ruffas, courtesy of Churba from the things of your day thread http://www.youtube.com
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[03:33:11] <aria> ...
[03:33:15] <Apsup> Apperently my computer doesn't understand what sleep mode means.
[03:33:22] <aria> Ok, nvm that. This one is better http://vimeo.com
[03:33:35] <aria> Also from the things of your day thread, posted by no fun girl
[03:33:42] <aria> And Apsup: What kind of computer configuration?
[03:33:56] <aria> Also, sleep, suspend or hibernate?
[03:34:08] <Apsup> sleep.
[03:34:51] <aria> Maybe you have the kind of ram that requires a bunch of power to function
[03:35:13] <aria> So when you sleep, it forgets
[03:38:04] <aria> I like youtube
[03:38:15] <aria> "What's the song you fucking moron?"
[03:39:51] <nine> >2-shot Drake
[03:39:55] <nine> KUKUKUKU
[03:40:00] <nine> My stick too stronk.
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[03:47:54] <aria> So...
[03:48:02] <aria> This website isn't very trustworthy
[03:48:14] <aria> But in their latest videos feed
[03:49:03] <aria> there's one called (translated from norwegian) "Nudists taken over San Francisco parlmament in protest against new [nakedness-related]-law"
[03:49:06] <aria> What's that?
[03:49:40] <okeefe> Nudity was legal in SF until a few days ago.
[03:49:52] <aria> And nudists are mad about that?
[03:49:58] <okeefe> Apparently!
[03:50:13] <aria> Also, shouldn't (public, right) nudity be illegal still?
[03:50:38] <okeefe> Public nudity was what was legal.
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[03:58:22] <aria> Oh I read "illegal until a few days ago"
[03:58:23] <aria> I see
[03:58:30] <aria> that makes much more sense now
[04:04:38] <aria> Black Ops 2 has jetpacks and flying?
[04:04:58] <aria> Has anyone played it? is it anything like Tribes?
[04:05:27] <yoshokatana> haha
[04:21:25] <aria> Anything like halo reach?
[04:24:20] <aria> There's a Pokedex for iOS? =O
[04:24:30] <aria> It also costs money
[04:44:06] <nine> My stick is too good.
[04:44:18] <nine> And this isn't even its final form!
[04:44:36] <nine> And I haven't even gotten to the part where it poisons people. :3c
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[05:58:33] <nine> ARIA.
[05:58:37] <nine> GET DS ON PC ALREADY.
[05:58:42] <aria> Why?
[05:58:56] <aria> Didn't you say you didn't invade?
[05:59:03] <aria> Also there are enough cheaters on 360
[05:59:05] <nine> You will be my first.
[05:59:12] <nine> There's not that many on PC.
[05:59:15] <aria> Im debating getting it on PS3 with even worse framerate because they have fewer cheaters
[05:59:32] <nine> PS3 has worse framerate?
[05:59:33] <nine> You sure?
[05:59:35] <aria> http://youtu.be
[05:59:46] <aria> Yes
[05:59:51] <aria> They're both shit though
[06:01:45] <nine> I thought PS3 had better framerate.
[06:01:52] <nine> Because it's not 360.
[06:01:57] <aria> Even worse. By quite a bit
[06:02:21] <nine> O.o
[06:02:27] <nine> PROOF IT.
[06:02:30] <nine> (brb)
[06:02:44] <aria> That is not english
[06:02:53] <nine> PROVE IT YOU DICK.
[06:03:09] <aria> Are you that lazy?
[06:03:17] <aria> http://youtu.be
[06:04:09] <aria> Well that one didn't have a framerate counter forwhatever reason..
[06:04:09] <aria> http://youtu.be
[06:04:11] <aria> This one does
[06:07:10] <nine> I'm not lazy.
[06:07:26] <nine> I just didn't get any results on "console plebeians' framerate"
[06:08:04] <aria> I typed "dks 360 ps3"
[06:12:47] <nine> It doesn't specify what colour is what.
[06:12:52] <nine> You might lie!
[06:12:59] <aria> What?
[06:13:00] <nine> Also, those shitrates.
[06:13:01] <aria> It has a number
[06:13:14] <nine> I'm looking at the graph.
[06:13:18] <nine> The graph is not labelled.
[06:13:44] <aria> ...Well no, the green-- just look at the numbers
[06:14:55] <nine> Lies.
[06:15:03] <nine> They should just label the fucking thing like a proper graph.
[06:15:06] <aria> Find me a good picture of Golgo
[06:15:09] <nine> Or put the numbers closer.
[06:17:15] <aria> There. My youtube name is now Duke Togo.
[06:19:10] <aria> I will from now on comment "..." to every video I watch
[06:20:35] <nine> :D
[06:23:14] <aria> Ubuntu
[06:23:18] <Robobuntu> oo-BOON-too
[06:23:19] <aria> ...Pence?
[06:23:21] <aria> Oh good
[06:23:51] <pence> Robobuntu yet lives
[06:24:33] <aria> And Im happy he does
[06:30:32] <aria> Well good night folks
[06:37:18] <pence> nite!
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[11:29:39] <Bronzdragon> HEY HEY PEOPLE
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[14:01:12] <Bronzdragon> RUFFAS
[14:01:19] <Bronzdragon> I'll miss ya...
[14:01:47] <ruffas> howdy bronz
[14:01:58] <ruffas> you'll only be gone for however long you're gone
[14:02:12] <Bronzdragon> But that's a pretty long time!
[14:04:18] <ruffas> how long you going for?
[14:06:41] <Bronzdragon> 30 days
[14:09:05] <aria> Ruffas
[14:09:13] <aria> all these black friday deals are terrible
[14:09:25] <aria> 13% off? Bitch Amazon is always 13% off
[14:10:47] <ruffas> that is a while
[14:10:53] <ruffas> i told you foo
[14:11:00] <ruffas> black friday is weak
[14:11:14] <ruffas> 'cept threadless having that sale
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[14:13:02] <aria> =/
[14:13:17] <aria> But I remember yesterday people tweeted they saved so many moneies
[14:14:20] <ruffas> they lied
[14:14:26] <ruffas> cause they're liars
[14:14:26] <aria> Also, I changed my Youtube screenanme to Duke Togo
[14:14:33] <aria> And my youtube avatar to Duke Togo
[14:14:40] <aria> and my youtube comments to "..."
[14:15:29] <ruffas> nice
[14:21:25] <ruffas> ... (rather)
[15:04:06] <aria> Alright, bye peoples
[15:04:15] <aria> have a good one
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[15:05:13] <nine> NO SCRIPT, NO!
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[17:30:43] <ruffas> welcome back
[17:30:54] <aria> Thank you
[17:31:58] <aria> So this DnD trailer
[17:32:10] <aria> effects are actually pretty ok. Its mostly the sound design that makes it seem terrible
[17:32:13] <aria> http://youtu.be
[17:32:28] <aria> Nvm, the acting/fight scenes are also terrible
[17:32:34] <aria> ...And that dragon at the end
[17:32:39] <aria> wtf that dragon looked terrible
[17:33:32] <ruffas> it's a DnD movie
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[17:40:54] <aria> So why does every movies trailer on youtube have tits (or less often, girls masturbating) in the thumbnail?
[17:47:19] <aria> Actually, thats a bad question. Rather, how? And why does it still work?
[17:48:27] <ruffas> :p
[17:50:17] <aria> Do they put sex scenes (or similar) in movies just so they can have 2 seconds of it in the trailer for the thumbnail? I bet they do!
[17:54:14] <aria> So
[17:54:19] <aria> the new Sentai looks cool
[17:54:21] <aria> they can fly now
[17:54:25] <aria> and have guns
[17:54:33] <aria> Also Swag Swords
[17:57:05] <aria> Oh
[17:57:09] <aria> apperantly its old?
[17:57:21] <aria> Also they don't fly but instead have fighter jets
[17:57:44] <aria> http://youtu.be
[18:01:25] <aria> Right, s' been fun
[18:01:31] <aria> Ill head to the airport
[18:01:35] <aria> Good night folks
[18:01:36] <ruffas> it looks really old
[18:01:47] <ruffas> have fun
[18:01:58] <aria> Black ranger has an awesome theme in it
[18:02:02] <aria> you should look it up
[18:02:12] <aria> (I just now found it but closed my browser)
[18:02:14] <aria> Bye
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